{"product_id":"hot-girl-shit-lotion","title":"Hot Girl Shit Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Need to get those hands in formation?\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003eNeed to get those hands in formation? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Need to get those hands in formation?\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"We got you, boo.\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003eWe got you, boo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;We'll hydrate the hell out of your hands with our light weight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. The fast absorbing jojoba oil and nourishing cocoa butter leave your hands feeling silky and smooth without that greasy gross feel. Leave the rough shit to us. You're welcome, hottie.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12801,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Century Gothic\",\"16\":11}'\u003eWe'll hydrate the hell out of your hands with our light weight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. The fast absorbing jojoba oil and nourishing cocoa butter leave your hands feeling silky and smooth without that greasy gross feel. Leave the rough shit to us. You're welcome, hottie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eVegan and Cruelty-Free.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pink Cottage Company ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51654652166431,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8687\/2351\/files\/Screenshot2026-02-17at3.05.02PM.png?v=1771358740","url":"https:\/\/pinkcottagecompany.com\/products\/hot-girl-shit-lotion","provider":"Pink Cottage Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}